Some more of "Kuruvi" comedies - LOL

I just came across some more the "Kuruvi" movie comedies... I am sure you will have a nice laugh..so thought of sharing it...enjoy karo...dildaar karo...

COMEDY1:

Ippodhu oru50p clicnic plus Shampoo Vanginal "Kuruvi" Ticket Mutrilum Ilavasam,Mundhungal Indha Salugai Padam Theatre'il odum varai mattum.

COMEDY2:

Vijay Fan:Hello Pepsi Umava enakku kuruvi padathula irundhu Oru patu podunga.
Pepsi UMA:Oru rendu nal wait pannunga padamae potruvom!!!!1


COMEDY3:

Man1:Yenna sir antha theatrela avalavu kootam....
Man2:"KURUVi" padam parka yavano ticket reservation panni irukkan,avana parka thaan ivvalavu kootam....

COMEDY4:

Sardharji went to Guinness Book Office....to check if he is still thebiggest comedian in Earth or not.....he came out angrily shouting "WHO IS DAT VIJAY"....

COMEDY5:

Musharaf Asks God,"When will kashmir be in Pakistan"
God:Not In ur Life time
Vijay ask God:When i wll be Become Next Super Star
God:Not in My life Time