I was reading few age old mails that was in Unread list and i happened to see this nice mail. Read when you are totally idle like me and enjoy the read. I have added few incidents that I met with and i will be happy if i come to know if i was not the only one: D who got/gave such bulbs :P
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot; there were no cool cabs
so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia…...
why don't you try again or should I try this
time."
3. In our college canteen during Infy training session while I was eating chocobar,
My Classmate: Sam, can you give your lab note book I need to copy the reading.
Me: (Interestingly licking dripping ice cream from my hand) didn’t hear anything actually and didn’t notice him also!
Other friend: Yey Prady is asking you something. Pls come out to the world.
Classmate: You are eating ice cream huh?
Me: Huh! No I am licking the ice cream.
Actually he blew it to the whole class that I was licking ice cream than eating it!
4. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No, he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. Were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would
win. What do you think?
8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle...........
it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
9. In the temple,
School friend: Saami kumbuda vanthiya
Me: Illa parotta vum pooriyum sapdalamnu vanthen
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